In an August 2020 blog post I did an initial tribute to attorneys naming them Beerchaser-of-the – Quarter – Part I. This was based on my forty years working with them – not as a lawyer, but as a legal manager. After working with lawyers at both Clackamas County and the Oregon State Bar, the last twenty-five years of my career were spent at the Northwest Regional law firm, Schwabe Williamson & Wyatt.
While first serving as Business Manager, I retired after twelve years as the Chief Operating Officer of this 150 lawyer firm headquartered in Portland, Oregon which then had four branch offices, the primary one being in Seattle. (Oh yes, for awhile, we also had a lobbyist in Washington, DC. as well.) My beerchasing hobby started in August 2011, eight months after I retired.
Herding Cats – A retirement present – Look at the label on the bottles!
While most people really like their own lawyer, the group as a whole, seldom receives accolades and is often subject to stereo-typical and often pejorative labels.
As is true in any profession, I know that a number of attorneys are egotistical jerks, flaunt the ethics of the profession and would not be good drinking companions. That said, my 40+ years working with lawyers in three different organizations were rewarding and an opportunity to interact with ethical, smart, dedicated advocates who have amazing work ethics and elevated senses of humor. Many cherished friendships resulted.
“It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing and talk by the hour.” *1
(*1 Attribution for the photos not taken by Don Williams is at the end of this post.)
Below, you will glean some information about the amazing backgrounds, and without exaggeration, the incredible talents and abilities of the law students who would seek employment at Schwabe and other firms during the summers of their first two years at law school. While we also hired both new lawyers and lateral attorneys who hadn’t gone through the summer associate program, it was the best source of new lawyers.
If they performed well during those summers and had positive personal interactions with attorneys and staff, they would be offered a job at the firm when they graduated contingent on their passage of the State Bar in their jurisdiction.
Competition among law firms was intense for the best students as these were the future of the firm. And the law students also went into overdrive to get a cherished clerkship. A small number would eventually make it to partner – usually after about seven years – and others would enhance the economics of the firm and be esteemed colleagues until they moved on. And while everyone worked hard, Schwabe was a very collegial firm with a great culture.
During the 1970’s and until economics and the changing practice of law dictated otherwise, we recruited by sending two of our lawyers to the top law schools to interview prospects on campus. Most, besides Stanford, were on the east coast including the Ivy League Schools, the University of Virginia and the University of Michigan (shown in the photo above).
If they were selected and chose our firm, the law students would spend the next one or two summers in Portland or Seattle demonstrating that they could explain the nuances of such stimulating topics as the Rule of Perpetuities or the five factors considered under the Daubert Standard, work well with others and that they had the personality and drive to ultimately bring in new clients.
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For the most part, we ended this expensive east coast recruiting practice in the first decade of the new millennium, realizing that most of the top students at these schools would take clerkships at the Wall Street firms or the mega-firms on the east coast where beginning associates who essentially had very limited experience would be making well over $100,000 per year (+ bonuses) even then!
Concurrently, we realized that those who excelled at good law schools in the Northwest might not have the sterling academic pedigree, but were just as smart and motivated as Ivy League stock. Besides, they often had relationships with people on the West Coast that could become good clients.
Willamette University *5 
Northwestern Law School at Lewis and Clark *6 
University of Washington *7
These “kids” had a good situation. Once they got to the firm, they were wined and dined at lunch and dinner, participated in lawyer-league athletics, got a lot of hands-on mentoring and attended professional sporting events and concerts where they had great tickets. They were also paid extremely well for their efforts which did not require inordinate working hours. (They would encounter these if they became associates……)
Before they arrived, we had them complete detailed questionnaires on their interests, experience, talents, etc. – information which probably didn’t arise in the personal interviews on campus where they were selected. This was so the people at the firm would be able to get acquainted more quickly. When they arrived in early June, we also gave them an all-day orientation about what to expect and tips on how to be successful.
Based on assertion in the memorable epigraph by eighteenth century English essayist and poet, Charles Lamb, at the beginning of To Kill a Mockingbird, I decided that for my thirty minute orientation spiel, rather than bore them talking about firm Management, I’d tell them a little about their summer associate colleagues – their lives and activities outside of law school and before they decided on that academic route.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. *8
Who were these elite students sitting beside them (or on video link from Seattle) and what made them interesting and worth joining at a bar after work for a pint of IPA? For many years during the heyday of legal economics, we would hire about fifteen clerks each summer.
Most of these wiz-kids did very well and unlike at some big firms where they would cull substantially, Schwabe made associate offers to about 85% of its summer clerks and our acceptance rate was very high. (It should be added that law would be a second career for a number of these individuals or they had worked for a period between college and law school.)
(Note: With the pandemic, most of the summer associate programs were temporarily discontinued and before that, law firm economics significantly reduced the number of summer clerks in many firms to single digits.)
Below, I have combined the data on the summer associate classes at Schwabe for a three-year span (2005 and 2007-8. I either lost the file for 2006 or they were a boring class.) I think this will demonstrate the exceptional nature of these young students.
I have to add, that based on their accomplishments, while one might expect them to be very confident and brash, they as a group, were almost without exception, well-rounded, modest and very personable.
Languages besides English
Spanish, French, Chinese, Italian, Hindi, Korean, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin Chinese, Persian (just learning….), Basque and Pig Latin (we loved this guy!).
Previous summer jobs or occupations
Waiter/waitress, receptionist, paralegal, English teacher, reporter (once interviewed Toni Braxton and Santana), AV technician, college admission counselor, life insurance sales (80-hour weeks for twelve weeks with top sales awards), risk analyst, consultant, co-director of Victoria Secret store.
Manager, engineer, barista, quality assurance analyst (in a waste treatment plant?!), UPS worker, chauffer, church youth director, customs broker, computer network engineer, manager of a wilderness backpacking firm, semi-pro football player, survey researcher (tracked Wisconsin vendors who sold tobacco to minors), Russian interpreter (dealt with international trade and environmental matters), high school vice principal of discipline and supervision, business manager at Party City.
High school chemistry teacher, credit risk analyst, personal banker, grass seed farmer, jewelry salesperson, drugstore clerk, general manager of Fun-time Fireworks, fire prevention specialist (coordinated Smokey the Bear appearances). Fortunately, there were no sparks and we did not have to mediate any disputes between the fire prevention specialist and the manager of the fireworks operation.
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This post is getting too long and the other categories for which I have data were also very interesting and I’ll cover these in my next post. So stay tune. They include sports in which they participated, hobbies and interests, past volunteer or civic activities, education besides law school and foods they liked – or wanted to avoid. Remember, they got to dine out just about every day because it was a good chance for our lawyers to meet them and see how they acted in an informal setting.
I want to conclude this post, however, with a letter from one law school student – not from the summer associate program but who applied for a job upon his future graduation from law school.
He was from a very good law school in the Midwest and his letter was unforgettable – at least to me – which is why I’ve kept it in my archives for thirty years. The internet is a marvelous research tool and I have to admit that I did a successful search for the author of this missive.
I’ve decided to black out his name and most of the details although my instinct is that this guy just had a dry sense of humor and was trying to remedy an embarrassing error with jocularity. Unfortunately, he did not get hired.
That said, he’s done well during the ensuing years. After graduating from law school and passing the state and federal bars, he’s had an impressive career in legal education, legal professional associations and a stint as consultant for an international mega-firm. He currently works at a university on the east coast.
After consulting with some of my attorney friends, I may actually call the guy, introduce myself and just ask him how this happened and his thoughts about this long-ago missive. If he’s like most of the lawyers I know, he would laugh about it and we might ultimately end up having a beer together at some point.
Bad judgement or a dry sense of humor?
Photo Attributions
*1. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – Lady Justice
*2. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – University of Michigan Law School
*3. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – PacWest Center
*4. Wikimedia Commons Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.- US Bank Centre Seattle – Author: Cumulus Cloud – 8/1/2008
*5. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – Willamette University College of Law
*6. Wikimedia Commons – Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 – Lewis and Clark Law School – Author: lbcstud – 6/3/2014
*7. Wikimedia Commons Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 – University of Washington Law School – Author: Joe Mabel – 8/11/2009
*8. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – English Essayist and Poet Charles Lamb
*9. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – Smokey the Bear
*10. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons – Fireworks show
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