Since Vancouver, WA is within twenty miles of my house and before I retired, I would make frequent trips to this city right across the border when I visited Schwabe Williamson & Wyatt’s branch office right downtown, I’m not sure why a Vancouver watering hole has never previously graced the pages of Thebeerchaser.com.
Perhaps, it was the hellish traffic between Portland and the Washington border – going both ways – that makes one want to get the heck out of there as soon as possible to avoid the interminable delays on I-5.
That ceases to be a factor when one is retired, however, and it had been too long since I had raised a mug with my long-term friend and former colleague, Larry Paulson, at the law firm, so we mutually agreed on a brewpub in the heart of Vancouver.
“The General” as we called him, because after serving as Lead Staff Judge Advocate and Chief of Staff for the Oregon Air National Guard, he was promoted to Brigadier General in the Air Force. While serving in the Reserves he had a long and distinguished legal and management career.
A typical day at the Port of Vancouver.
He served as the Managing Partner in Schwabe’s Vancouver office until 1997.
He then had a notable tenure as Executive Director of the Port of Vancouver, USA, before retiring in 2013. (He reminded me that even though he is slightly older, he worked 1.5 years longer than I did.)
The Port is a big operation – it contains five terminals, along with the largest mobile harbor cranes in North America which are typically used to unload wind energy equipment.
The General and Aaron, our bartender, at Sidecar 11 with the original Beerchaser logo
I realized that Larry and I had not been Beerchasing since his two previous expeditions – the first in 2012 at Interurban and then in 2013 at Sidecar 11 – both on Mississippi Avenue in North Portland.
Given the number of lawyer stories we both know and Larry’s tales from his many years in the military, the situation had to be remedied.
I checked out the options in Vancouver and was surprised that there were quite a few. In fact, according to Brewcouver.com there are fourteen and a number of additional brewpubs. Visiting all fourteen makes one eligible for some unidentified prizes and benefits.
The convenient location of Loowit Brewing – one block away from the Schwabe office which I knew how to get to and some reasonably good social media reviews made it an easy choice.
But perhaps the ultimate factor in making the decision was Willamette Week’s endorsement below from the Loowit web site. WW has traditionally been a good resource for Thebeerchaser in researching Northwest watering holes:
“Loowit Brewing has been a mainstay of the burgeoning craft brew scene in Vancouver since opening in in 2012, and their ever-growing portfolio of dank IPAs, rich stouts and smooth lagers continues to keep them in the running as one of the area’s best.”
Loowit – that’s the native American name for Mt. St. Helens meaning “Lady of Fire” – like many of the independent micro-breweries, is a good story – two long-time friends – Devon Bray and Thomas Poffenroth – whose vision was initially fulfilled when they opened the brewery and taproom in 2012.
I was surprised that a small brewery had so many beers – 18 of its drafts in the taproom – and they have an impressive collection of awards on its resume.
An impressive number of awards for its beers.
Thirteen of the Loowit beers, starting in 2014, have been recipients of awards ranging from regional competitions such as the Washington Beer Awards and Bend’s Best of Craft Beer Awards to international competitions – a Silver Medal in the 2016 World Beer Cup for its Grimlock Rye Porter and a Bronze in 2018 at the Great American Beer Festival for its Shimmer Gloom Imperial Stout
The taproom has a nice, but not distinctive ambiance, from its open concept and appears to be smaller than it is because a separate game room (two traditional pinballs and two video games) and patio expand the capacity. They also have a stage for music and a space for two dart boards.
They have live music a few times a month and show Portland Timber games and have good discounts whenever the soccer team to the south has a match. A Happy Hour each weekday from 3:00 to 5:00 PM features $1 off beer and some food specials.
The brewpub has a limited, but typical pub menu with appetizers, salads, sandwiches and burgers. The prices are a little steeper than in many establishments, but not unusual for one located in a downtown urban environment. (Sandwiches from $9 to $11 and burgers from $10 to $13.)
In the fair weather months, the open garage door, the large windows and the patio allow one to enjoy the downtown Vancouver bustle.
Larry and I each had a Cubano sandwich, which was good but not spectacular. Typically, I make a return visit before doing a review, but I wanted to get this first Vancouver watering hole posted. The next time I’ll have one of their burgers which get repeated praise on social media. Typical was this recent Yelp review from 6/8/19:
“We arrived – a party of four, all ordered burgers and agree these were some of the best burgers we’ve had. And we’ve eaten many burger. The sauces were very flavorful and the burgers were complemented by the challah buns.”
Similarly, when I return, I will have a flight of beers given their diverse and distinguished lineup. After getting a very good and informed briefing from Andre, the bartender, I chose the Two-Sixteen Red Ale, since I like red ales and this one had understandably garnered awards in 2014, 16 and 19.
Larry downed a draft pint of one of their flagship beers – the Shadow Shinobi IPA – their best selling beer.
With continuing new releases – two in April (If You are to Bloom and Ms. Lazurus), numerous awards and their impressive equipment, Loowit Brewing is serious about beer and has established credibility as a player in the NW Micro-craft scene.
Of course, the experience was enhanced with a great companion like The General who is a wonderful human being, family man and whose broad experience provides endless conversations – interesting enough that the tales make one forget the traffic hell that awaited me after leaving……
“Don, did I tell you how the wind turbines being trucked to Eastern Oregon got stuck in an underpass.”
The 3,700 mile route of our fourteen-day trip through Oregon, Washington, Montana, North and South Dakota, Wyoming and Idaho
As I mentioned on the previous blog post, we recently completed a 3,700 mile trip through six states besides Oregon. On the first six says, I drove solo – spending nights in Yaak (2), Kalispell, Hamilton, Anaconda and Livingston before meeting my bride who flew into Billings.
The lobby of the historic Murray Hotel on Main Street in Livingston
From that point, we spent eight more days together hitting three National Parks, two National Monuments, two Memorials and one incredible State Park (Custer in South Dakota.)
On a walk next to the State Game Lodge in Custer State Park
While on my own, I visited twenty-three bars and seven breweries and Janet and I subsequently stopped in ten bars and nine breweries for a total of forty-nine memorable establishments where we met wonderful people, had outstanding beer and good food. The scenery was varied and stunning. The complete list and some additional background information on the trip can be found at:
In future blog posts, I will talk in detail about the watering holes and the people, however, I think it fitting to again preface those narratives with what constituted the highlights of our trip – one that we will remember as a memorable and cherished journey across a big slice of Western America.
Favorite National Park
Badlands National Park in South Dakota – The clear winner. The carved landscape reflecting the incredible and unceasing power of nature was dramatic and humbling.
Favorite Breweries
We visited sixteen breweries or brewpubs during the trip and I’m compelled to name three which topped the list.
Bias Brewing in Kalispell – I spent an hour interviewing (before they opened for the day) Gabe Mariman the co-owner. Bias was opened by Adam and Amanda Robertson in 2018 and Gabe joined them shorty after. He and his family moved from Bend.
They have an amazing story and are true entrepreneurs and innovators, are environmentally progressive and actively support their community.
Bitter Root Brewing in Hamilton – Founded in 1998, it’s one of the oldest breweries in the State and a family-owned and operated business. Sarah, the daughter of the owners who moved home from Arizona, spent time briefing me on the history and their operations while I had an excellent dinner.
Bitter Root has a wonderful and personable staff and it was obvious that they enjoyed their jobs and took pride in their company. The manner in which Sarah interacted with customers and her staff was remarkable.
They are proud of their kitchen and “source local and organic whenever possible and love partnering with local providers.”
Rachael, Emile, Sarah and Miles – a personable staff
Smith Alley Brewing – Sheridan, Wyoming – It’s opening in January, 2019, made it the third brewery in Sheridan and after having some of their excellent beer we came back for dinner – another good decision.
The brewpub quarters have great ambiance – located in one of Sheridan’s historical buildings right on Main Street. And we were particularly impressed with their new head brewer – Jason.
He stopped what he was doing in the brewery to talk with us, pour us a sample of a new beer which he was still in the process of refining the new brew so it was not yet available on tap – excellent taste and aroma. Turns out, he recently moved from Oregon City, where I graduated from high school and plans to move his family to Sheridan in the next month.
Favorite National Monument or Memorial
While the Little Big Horn National Monument imbued a sense of being on hallowed ground, the visit to Mt. Rushmore National Memorial should be on every person’s bucket list.
Fortunately, due to the admonition of some good friends about crowds, we hit it early on a Monday morning. There were few people at that time and being able to view this incredible sight from a distance and then walk up to see a close-up unobstructed perspective of these American icons left what will be a lasting and memorable impression.
And the background and story of sculptor, Gutzon Borglum and the 400 workers who worked on this fourteen-year project (1927-41) is fascinating.
Favorite Bars
This presents a dilemma because there were so many bars – many with rich histories, located in historic buildings and with wonderful bartenders.
The Dirty Shame Saloon – Yaak, Montana – Since meeting John Runkle and visiting the Dirty Shame was a primary motivation for the trip, and the time spent there exceeded my expectations, it is obviously first on the list. Future posts will inform you why you should also visit this legendary bar.
John Runkle and the center of Yaak, Montana!
Montana Bar – Miles City – As Joan Melcher wrote in 1983 in her wonderful first book “Watering Holes – A User’s Guide to Montana Bars:
“I wondered when I first walked into the Montana if I had not found a bar about as close to perfect as I was going to find….The Montana was built in 1902 by James Kenney and outside of a new coat of paint and new wallpaper, the bar has hardly changed.”
In 2019, this bar still exudes its rich and historic past and the effusive bartender, Blake, was friendly and helpful in telling us the story.
Blue Moon Saloon – Columbus Falls – Based on the aforementioned Joan Melchor’s book, I had to see the Blue Moon on my trip. It’s in a rural area close to Kalispell and I stopped in mid-afternoon on the first Sunday of my trip.
A portion of what is purported to be the longest bar in Montana
It’s purported to have the longest bar in Montana and is know for its legendary taxidermy and the charisma of its owners, Dick and Charlotte Sapa, who bought the bar in 1973. When I walked in, sat down in the middle of the bar and ordered a beer, I asked the bartender if the Sapas still owned it.
The amazing Sapas
She pointed to her right and said, that’s them sitting down at the end of the bar. That began an extended conversation with this amazing couple who were not hesitant to regale me with stories.
Their son, Bill, after we talked awhile, offered to take me up to the fabled upper room – an honor – which is completely filled with additional trophies from the hunts all over the world.
Bill Sappa and part of the fabled “upper room.”
I am looking forward to telling a more complete story of this bar, but it was one of the highlights of my solo trip.
(You will love the true story of the guy who wanted to show off his new horse, shortly after they opened the bar. Charlotte agreed and the entrance and exit of the rider and his steed is a perfect example of why I want to return to visit more Montana saloons.)
Favorite Bartenders
This is another category that given the warmth of the bartenders who greeted me and shared their own and their bar’s stories after I gave them my Beerchaser card, is a challenge to single out a few. That said, here’s a valiant attempt and I will let you know about the others when I describe their bars in future posts:
Andre at the Little Missouri Saloon in Medora, North Dakota – We have found on three of our last major trips – Alaska, New England and this one, that a number of the bartenders and servers are natives of the Caucasus, Eastern, Southern or Central Europe.
They come over during the summers to work and return in the fall – often for continuing university study. In general, they speak English quite well, are personable and enjoy sharing their story when you ask.
Such was the case with Andre’ from Macedonia, who had an infectious smile, a warm personality and joked with us notwithstanding a very busy bar. We enjoyed him and wish Andre’ well.
Andre from Macedonia
Tom Davis – bartender and owner of the Wise River Club in Wise River, Montana – Wise River is really “in the sticks” (on the north edge of the Beaverhead National Forest and about 40 miles from the Antler Saloon in Wisdom so you will have some context…..)
I stopped in about noon and ordered a Miller High Life from Tom, who told me he and his wife are the owners of both the bar and the RV park behind it – they bought them eleven years ago – and his story. He emigrated from Scotland in 1964. “In those days if you had an accent and could sing, you could make some money.”
He formed a band and played lead guitar, and he and his group fronted and toured with Sonny and Cher, the Mamas and Papas and in the Northwest with Portland’s own Paul Revere and the Raiders.
I was sorry I didn’t hit Wise River on the weekends because Tom still plays and sings. He was a great guy with a still wonderful accent and sparkling personality.
Darilyn – Cook and bartendar at the Dirty Shame Saloon in Yaak – The story of the Dirty Shame and the background of its owner and staff will more than fill two future posts, but suffice to say that Darilyn – is a gem.
She and her family live in Troy and they come up to help John Runkle at various times of the year around the bar and at the Lodge. She is soft spoken, but is an asset to John and probably manages him better than anyone except his wife!
John Runkle and Darilyn
Favorite Bar Regulars
There is no question on the two below although I met scores of great bar regulars.
Geoff at the Yaak River Tavern – There is some competition between the Dirty Shame and this bar right across the highway. Also no question that the Dirty Shame has more character. In John Runkle’s apt way of describing the distinction:
“Yaak River Tavern has an Ugly Sweater Contest. The Dirty Shame has a Wet T-shirt Contest.”
Geoff – a character to remember
That said, I did go over there for about an hour on my first night in Yaak. An affable old guy named Geoff was playing guitar and singing – right on a bar stool at the bar – nursing one of a number of beers he had that day/night and telling stories.
I told the owner that I was buying him a beer when he came in the next day to credit his account. So he sang us his favorite song. (When the lyrics have “palm trees,” “banana,” “beach” and “Montana” in the same verse, you know there’s creativity!)
(If you don’t see the arrow to play on the video below, tap on the photo and it will take you to the You Tube I posted on Geoff’s song.)
Fritz at the Antler Saloon in Wisdom, Montana – The Antler is a picturesque and historic bar in Wisdom – also out in the Montana boonies – one which requires driving through some beautiful country.
“Bernie” was the bartender and also self-described herself as the “pizza maker” – the bar is known for that but I arrived there about 10:00 AM. I had a very nice chat with her and one of the owners, Tom, who at one time worked at Oregon Steel in Portland and a good client of my former law firm.
That’s my Miller High Life on the bar at the bottom right.
A sign in the men’s john stated, ” Please spit chew in the garbage, not the urinal,” and another said, “This establishment serves no drinks with tiny umbrellas.”
But the biggest impact on me was Fritz – Bernie’s dog. He epitomized a great bar regular and waved a paw from his bar stool as I left.
Fritz – a memorable regular
Favorite Lodging Options
We are loyal to the Marriott Hotel chain and like the different options presented with the mid-price options (or ability to use points) which always include a decent, if not enticing, breakfast option. We stayed in a number – all after Janet joined the trip, because I tried to hit either historic or low budget, but interesting motels, when I drove solo.
From a price standpoint, at $55 per night, I might suggest Deffy’s Motel in Livingston, but it was borderline. Although for that price, I got a couch, full kitchen, desk and even cable TV, Janet would have vetoed out of hand.
I noticed from both a sign and on-line that Deffy’s is for sale – price not disclosed – if anybody is interesting in relocating to Hamilton and taking over an “established” business.
The Murray Hotel in Hamilton – I got in this historic hotel because of Janet’s checking after most of the lodging options when I checked, were unavailable because they were filming an episode of “Yellowstone” with Kevin Costner right outside the city.
A great bar
But this was a rustic gem, with a great bar and very comfortable room right on Main Street. The clerk at the desk was Val – a former land-use planner who had worked for the City of Hillsboro and had some Oregon roots so we had a great conversation.
“Since its grand opening in 1904, the Murray Hotel’s guest registry has been more like a who’s who of history and Hollywood. Celebrities such as Buffalo Bill and Calamity Jane have graced the threshold of what was once “the” elegant railroad hotel.”(Murray Hotel website)
Will Rogers and his friend purportedly tried to use it to bring his favorite saddle horse to their suite on the third floor at one time.
From the décor in the lobby, to the bar and overall ambiance, it was great. I loved it and would strongly recommend. And if you hit there at the right time, you might well run into a noted entertainer, artist or writer on vacation.
Marriott Element in Bozeman – A factor in this choice may be how much we liked Bozeman as a city and the hotel was about two blocks off the main street. It had a great lobby, nice staff, a happy hour with complimentary beer and cheese and even tea at 8:00 as a nightcap besides a breakfast better than most Mariott options.
And because of our Mariott loyalty program, we got an upgrade to a suite, but the paramount element to making this list was the view from our room – just outstanding! This was taken right from the window of our room.
Big Sky Country at its best..
Favorite Cities in Which I/We had an Overnight Stay
There was really only one city on the trip through seven states that I didn’t care for – Anaconda – and part of one afternoon and an hour the next morning, probably isn’t enough time to bond with a municipality. That said, besides Yaak, there were no stays longer than one night.
I should also state, that while we really liked Teddy Roosevelt National Park and the bar and brewpub we went to, Medora, North Dakota had kind of a weird or unsettling vibe.
I might add that while the scenery, the people and the setting of many of the cities and towns we experienced, tempted one to say, “I could definitely move here,” reality set in when we remembered the weather during the winter months.
Teddy Roosevelt National Park was great. Medora – not so much.
As stated in one website, “Winter sees some extremes in Montana weather. During the winter, it is very common for the areas east of the Continental Divide to be in the deep-freeze of below zero temperatures.”
And besides 50 to 100 inches of snow, it is usually blowing snow. This July night it is a pleasant 61 degrees, but if you plan to relocate, look at the full annual picture.
Hamilton, Montana – One thing that prompted me to check out Hamilton was an article in The Oregonian the city on small western cities by David Lynch of The Washington Post. Further research revealed this excerpt from The Oregonian in July 2014.
“Hamilton, population 4,508, is located near the center of the Bitterroot Valley, an 80-mile north-south valley tucked in on the east slope of the Bitterroot Mountains in far western Montana and about 50 miles south of Missoula. Blodgett Canyon, just five miles from the center of town, is nothing short of gorgeous.
Hamilton was a designed town, with planned street grids right from the beginning, unlike so many other Montana towns that grew up out of mining camps.”
Tree-lined streets..
Now I have to admit that driving in on State Highway 93, my first glimpse of Hamilton was very disappointing. It was a commercial strip along the highway. However, an evening walk and getting only a few blocks off the main drag revealed a charming town with the Bitter Root River flowing through the very impressive River Park.
The Park had a wonderful playground and river walk. I then hit both of the breweries, which were great stories.
Higher Ground Brewing – the story of “Two local boys (Jasper Miller and Fenn Nelson) who came home from college and launched a brewery (2011) that takes more than $1 million in annual sales.” They became the youngest owner and head brewer in Montana. (Washington Post April 5, 2019.)
Part of River Park
Bitter Root Brewing – one of the oldest in the state (1998) and a family owned business as mentioned earlier in this post.
Right next to brewery, was an impressive baseball field and I watched several innings of American Legion Baseball and saw the first-place hometown Bitter Root Red Sox in the process of thrashing the Kalispell Lakers.
The Red Sox in their stadium next to Bitter Root Brewing
I was impressed by the Montana version of Big Green as the left-field fence. On a Monday night, it was a well-attended family affair.
Unfortunately, my stay in Hamilton was limited to one night as I would have liked to take one of the hikes right outside town in the Bitter Root National Forest.
However, that would have meant another night in Deffy’s Motel….
The Bitter Root River right by River Park
Sheridan, Wyoming – This northern Wyoming city with a population of 17,500 and founded in 1882, is halfway between Mt. Rushmore and Yellowstone National Park.
The view of Sheridan and its surrounding scenery
Named for the legendary General Phil Sheridan, my attachment to this berg, may have been, in part, based on some family roots. My dad’s father Floyd Williams, was a US Postal Service Inspector and while traveling by train which stopped in Sheridan in 1912, he spotted the young Clara Sarah Willey on the platform at the station.
Sarah’s family ranched cattle (the Diamond Bar T brand) there for three quarters of a century. Kings Saddlery, one of the largest tack stores (equestrian outfitting) in the US, also had a museum (through the rope store in back of the main saddlery) in addition to countless saddles and western gear and there were historic pictures from the Willey spread.
Kings Saddlery – the main building
Sheridan has some sprawl along the highways, but a picturesque and historic and thriving main street with fascinating shops and one of our favorite breweries – Smith Alley Brewing (see above)
There are great walking paths through the city, nice parks and notable outdoor art sculptures on almost every corner. It is a picturesque and charming village.
Stayed tuned for future posts on Thebeerchaser which will tell you the stories of the forty-nine bars and breweries we visited on our route.
Cheers!
In the park along the walking path by Goose Creek in downtown Sheridan
In June, we took a combined fourteen-day road trip through Montana with subsequent stops in North and South Dakota and Wyoming, before returning home through Montana, Idaho and Oregon’s Columbia Gorge. The magnificence of the vistas we encountered each day is still ingrained in our minds.
I use the term “combined” because on the first six days of the trip, I soloed – driving slightly over 1,400 miles starting with two nights in Yaak, Montana (stay tuned to find out why I chose that destination) and with overnight stays in Kalispell, Hamilton, Anaconda and Livingston, before picking Janet up at the airport in Billings.
The Grand Hotel in downtown Kalispell – which was both historic and grand!
(I should add that the idea for the solo part of my trip for which I am indebted to my wife of 39 years, originated in 2004, when for ten days of my law firm sabbatical, I traveled 2,600 miles through Eastern Oregon, Idaho and Western Montana enjoying our beautiful Western scenery.)
This time a Prius instead of a Subaru….
The pictures show the difference between the first trip and this one – I look a lot older now and I wised up and even though it looked cool to carry a bike on the back of the car, my plan on this trip was to rent a cycle if I had the opportunity to work that in.
In the 2004 trip, because of two flat tires, I ended riding a total of four blocks while lugging the bike the entire way!
The day I left in 2004 – this time in a Subaru Forrester with a mountain bike (for decoration…)
On the earlier trip, I was still working and had not started my idiosyncratic retirement hobby of Beerchasing although a visit to one of the few bars at which I made stops – The Stanley Idaho Rod and Gun Whitewater Saloon – was a key factor in germinating the idea for my Beerchasing Tour – started in August 2011. (My wife and I returned to the Rod and Gun on another road trip in 2016 after I started the blog.)
From Billings, the two of us then tacked on another 2,300 miles, visiting three National Parks (Teddy Roosevelt, Badlands and Wind Cave), one National Monument (Jewel Cave), two Memorials (Mt. Rushmore National Memorial and the Crazy Horse Memorial) and what has to be one of the most impressive and expansive state parks in the US – Custer State Park in South Dakota.
Badlands National Park
Now since this is a blog about bars, saloons and breweries, and in order not to disappoint Beerchaser followers, I have to add that the combined total of establishments visited (meaning having a drink or meal and interacting with the bartender or customers and not just making an entrance) was 49, of which 30, I enjoyed on my first six days.
Trappers’ Saloon in Eureka Montana – the third day on the way to Kalispell
The remaining nineteen saw both of us participating. The picture of Trapper’s Saloon above in Eureka, Montana is a sample of the rich environment that characterized the great majority of the bars and breweries.
A bar with a rich history in the metropolis of Wise River…
I have to add that some may think the statistics above demonstrate an unhealthy obsession with establishments operated primarily for the sale of intoxicating spirits. In defense, I would suggest that the usually brief visits we paid are one of the best methods to meet new and interesting people, find out what should be seen in a new city and in the case of older bars, educate oneself on rich and fascinating history.
The Dewey Tavern
In addition, it spurred us to visit smaller cities such as Eureka, Troy, Miles City and Wise River that we otherwise would have just passed by.
We hit establishments in twenty-seven different bergs on the trip. Stay tuned for the posts on this journey and you will have a better appreciation.
Note: Since I started Beerchasing, I realized that it was imperative that I drink responsibly in visiting the bars/breweries and never get behind the wheel without being absolutely sober,.
So to allay any concern about that issue, while alone, I would space my visits throughout the day and usually consumed a single bottle of Miller High Life (by the way, an excellent brew and deserving of the label, “The Champagne of Beers”rather than a pint of microbrew. My visits to most of the bars would last about 45 minutes to an hour.
Sometimes I would just have a soda water and when Janet and I were Beerchasing, we inevitably shared a pint or would have two or three four-ounce samplers between us.
Since I worked in legal management for over thirty years and a considerable part of my job was being immersed in statistics, I should point out the overall total would compute to one watering hole, for every 75.5 miles traveled.
The chart at the end of this post gives a complete listing including the name and location. In several subsequent posts, I will highlight or at least offer some brief comments on each one, but this post is intended to set the stage.
Why Start and Spend Two Nights in Yaak?
For three years, visiting the Dirty Shame Saloon in Yaak – up near the Canadian border in NW Montana was a personal, if not peculiar, goal of mine.
John Runkle – owner of the Dirty Shame
Since talking to a bartender in Idaho, who used to work there and subsequently calling the owner, former Army paratrooper, John Runkle and doing a short post on his revival of the Dirty Shame when he purchased it out of foreclosure in 2013, visiting it has been on my bucket list.
Blueberry Pancake Breakfast in the Lodge
And the two nights I spent in the Moose Room of the outstanding Yaak River Lodge – John is also the owner – and my time spent hanging at the bar and interviewing John, were a wonderful start to my trip – one which you will be reading about in future posts.
I presented him with two bottles of Benedictine Beer from the monk-owned brewery in Mount Angel, Oregon which now occupy a shelf in the Dirty Shame Saloon.
The Dirty Shame had the most stories of any of the 300 watering holes I’ve reviewed in over seven years — and they are all true!!
Thebeerchaser and John Runkle with the ceremonial presentation of Benedictine Beer
Janet was willing to go on a road trip through Montana but agreed to my six-day solo venture because although she likes breweries, she has an aversion to the dive bars I cherish. She also thought the opportunity for me to read, reflect and see some wonderful scenery on my own would be enriching.
Ubiquitous!!
I use this term meaning “found everywhere” to recognize my long-term and cherished friendship with Oregon State SAE fraternity brother and former Beerchaser-of-the-Quarter, Craig – The Dude – Hanneman, for his legendary athletic, mountaineering and notable professional accomplishments.
Back in the last ’60’s at OSU – Thebeerchaser and The Dude
Kirby Neuman-Rhea, the Editor of the Hood River News is also part of the tale. The story behind our attachment to this word is too long to relate the background, but it’s funny.
There were certain features or characteristics that one encountered everywhere in Montana and, for the most part, added to its charm and distinction.
Big Sky Scenery – One was the beautiful and varied scenery – it made the miles of road never boring. The stunning vistas made it difficult not to stop and take photos. It became obvious why Montana is commonly referred to as “Big Sky Country.”
Straight Roads – Speaking of miles of roads, those roads were often long and straight – not only the Interstate, but the State highways we traveled. Janet was driving when I took this picture.
And miles to go before I sleep….
Taxidermy – virtually every bar and many of the breweries had mounted wildlife as part of the bar’s décor. In some cases it was overwhelming, but in most, it accurately reflected the culture of the state.
Now one may disagree with the entire concept of hunting (I went hunting for deer one time in junior high and never had the desire to do it again…) but it appears that taxidermists and most of hunters use the entire animal and don’t just kill for sport. As evidence, the sign on this firm which I photographed in Anaconda.
Crosses Along the Highway – Montana has a very high rate of traffic fatalities. It’s a combination of a high speed limit especially in rural areas, bad weather and road conditions in many months of the year and a high rate of alcohol consumption.
In my first few days, I kept seeing crosses along the highways – even in very remote areas and wondered about the background. According to a 2004 article in the Billings Gazette, this program started in 1953 by the American Legion and is done solely by volunteers.
By 2015, there were more than 2,000 crosses erected. Last year the 181 traffic fatalities was the third straight year the death toll dropped because of State programs to reduce car accidents. And seeing those symbols is a sobering reminder to drive responsibly.
Casinos – Although many Oregon bars have video poker, the number of “casinos” in Montana and the signs advertising them is annoying – they are everywhere (or one might say, “ubiquitous…”).
The licenses for bars and restaurants are cheap and they can have up to 20 video games in the establishment although most bar “casinos” only had about five to ten. There are also six tribal casinos.
Ubiquitous!
According to GamblingSites.com, there are “1.033 million people spread out across 147,000 square miles…. and Montana offers 292 different gambling establishments.”
Recreational Vehicles (RV’s) and Long-haul Truckers – I’m sure that the number on the road is similar to other states which have major Interstates.
I was amazed, however, at the quantity and diverse makes of RVs – usually with the male driving and the female in the co-pilot role. I’m interested in how the economic analysis of RV travel verses lodging and eating in inexpensive or moderately priced motels and restaurants charts out…..
Class A RVs – the baby boomers’ luxury ride.
Long-haul trucks were an oft-repeated vehicle one passed on all of the Montana. And I have the utmost respect for the long-haul owner/operators. They have a tough job and are skilled drivers which make the highways safer for the rest of us.
They typically drive these 80,000 pound behemoths (a single rig) between 2,000 to 3,000 miles per week and are often away from family usually for two to three weeks at a time.
Sirius Satellite Radio – I subscribe to Sirius Radio on our Prius. And the low monthly price was well worth it during the days on the road when the AM and FM frequencies would be hard to receive.
Other than a very few remote locations, I got the Sirius signal clearly and besides two cable news channels which admittedly have a politically biased slant, I also listened to channels called Bluesville, Yacht Rock, Soul Town, Rockin’ Country BBQ and Forties Junction.
Sirius Satellite was good company….
My music tastes are eclectic and I roared down the road rocking to the Temptations, George Benson, George Jones and Don Williams, Benny Goodman and Glenn Miller and America and Phoebe Snow. (I must have heard “Sister Golden Hair” at least twenty times and loved it.)
It was only when Yacht Rock teed up “Muskrat Love” by the Captain and Tennille that I drew the line because I did not have a vomit bag.
Muskrat Love was not vomit proof….
Fox News – Without getting immersed in politics, I will state that I am not a fan of Fox News (although I admit to being a moderate Republican) and its political commentators.
While in most Oregon bars, one sees multiple screens with athletic events, it appeared to me that there were fewer big screen TVs, but they were almost always turned to Fox be it in bars, restaurants or hotels.
Montana Humor
Many native Montanans are not happy about the influx of people from other states – most notably Californians moving to the state and buying up land.
The sign below reminded me of Oregon during the Governor Tom McCall era when we wanted people to“visit but not stay.”
Although there are political divisions and critical economic and natural resources facing the state, I was still impressed with the good nature, welcoming conversation (especially the bartenders and bar regulars with whom we interacted) and indications of the positive outlook and sense of humor of Montanans.
Given all that Janet and I witnessed, it begs the question: “Why would Montana Governor Steve Bullock ever want to win the Presidency and move to Washington DC?”
Subtle, but funny….
Stay tuned for the next several month’s post on Thebeerchaser where I will tell the rich story of not only The Dirty Shame Saloon, but convey the highlights of many of the other historic bars we hit in Montana, North and South Dakota, Wyoming and Idaho.
Also the great breweries, especially in Montana that now rank it second per capita in the US on number of breweries according to Statistica.com – only Vermont exceeds it while Oregon comes in at #4, right behind Maine.
Another example of Montana humor – in a field by Yaak.
List of Bars and Breweries Visited on our Trip
(The first thirty were visited by Don and the remainder by Don and Janet)