

Welcome back to Thebeerchaser. If you are seeing this post through an e-mail, please visit the blog by clicking on the title at the top to see all of the photos and so the narrative is not clipped or shortened. (External photo attribution at the end of the post) (#1 – #2)
I decided to start this post which will cover a variety of topics with the pictures above provided from the “trenches” – we’re supposed to be a battleground…These were taken at the Japanese Garden by my friend, retired lawyer, Doug Blomgren, and are emblematic of the Portland, Oregon that its residents know and love. (#3)

Photo courtesy of Linda Lehmann
In the photo above, you can see the edge of the Central Business District on the left. We acknowledge some real problems including homelessness, some bad actors who engaged in past unacceptable protests and a downtown which needs rejuvenation since the pandemic.
But we don’t need the National Guard as part of the solution, so let’s move on…. before the rainy season dampens our enthusiasm for seven months.
For Those Interested in People Dedicated to the Rule-of-Law (#4)

I often tell stories or give you anecdotes from my thirty-five + years of working with lawyers – six years as the Business Manager at the Oregon State Bar and then twenty-five years at the Schwabe Williamson & Wyatt firm – first as Business Manager and the last twelve as the Chief Operating Officer.
Bob Elfers, my former boss at both the Bar and Schwabe until he retired – a wonderful mentor who was a lawyer himself – once suggested that I get counseling because I loved working around lawyers.

Schwabe, as a firm, had a wonderful organizational sense of humor. I would suggest that a droll outlook is one of the factors conducive to dealing with stress and succeeding in the legal profession.
I’ve related a number of examples in prior Beerchaser posts including:
https://thebeerchaser.com/2020/08/31/beerchasers-of-the-quarter-lawyers-part-1/ and
https://thebeerchaser.com/2023/01/02/de-files-de-files-part-ii/
I shy away from stereotypes – lawyers are often the victims of negative portrayals – but with few exceptions, the attorneys with whom I worked and associated otherwise, were admirable professionals dedicated to the Rule of Law and advocating for their clients.
In order to earn a law degree, pass the bar and champion a position, one has to have determination and pride and I believe that these are factors in what one could label “the lawyer mentality.”
A Great Example
One of the younger lawyers at Schwabe a number of years ago was a devoted runner and a colleague asked the origins of this avocation. According to one of his friends, this young counselor who was an excellent lawyer, was in high school when the first Presidential Fitness Test was given to all students:
“The Presidential Fitness Test was a national physical fitness testing program conducted in United States public middle and high schools from the late 1950s until 2013, when it was replaced with the Presidential Youth Fitness Program…
The test was initially introduced by President Dwight D. Eisenhower in 1956 and has since evolved over the decades, with recent versions typically consisting of at least five exercises.
The original test consisted of push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups, a standing broad jump, a shuttle run, a 50-yard dash, and a softball throw for distance.” (emphasis added) (Fitness-and-health.com) (#5)

Well, our young future lawyer did the softball throw and totally messed it up – so badly that his classmates laughed at him. He was totally humiliated and went home stewing.
The next day filled with determination, he returned to school and in a track meet set a school record in the 440-yard dash. He went on to become a star cross-country athlete at Dartmouth.
Last time I heard – and it has about forty years since he left Oregon – this soft-spoken and very intelligent guy – was a very successful attorney in Portland, Maine practicing insurance, labor and employment, workers’ compensation and four other areas of law. I assume he still runs each day. (#6 – #7)


“On July 31, 2025, President Donald Trump signed an executive order reestablishing the Presidential Fitness Test, calling it ‘an important step in our mission to make America healthy again.’” (Axios.com)
I will be very interested to see if the staff and residents of the White House set an example by installing and using a climbing rope in the new Presidential Ballroom……
And Speaking of Sports
I’ve always thought of the term “equinox” in the twice-per-year solar context. According to Merriam Webster:
“Equinox descends from aequus, the Latin word for ‘equal’ or ‘even,’ and nox, the La word for ‘night’—a fitting history for a word that describes days of the year when the daytime and nighttime are equal in length.” (#8)

Well, I was happy and surprised to discover that yesterday (October 27th) was the “Sports Equinox.” Artificial intelligence states the origin cannot be attributed to one individual.
Based on my own experience, however, I have a strong feeling that a group of regulars at the historic Antlers Saloon in Wisdom, Montana came up with this descriptive term years ago over several pitchers of Budweiser on a cold October day.
(I’d like to go back and confirm this with bartender, Bernie and the bar mascot, Fritz, who I met on my 2019 road trip through Idaho and Montana.)



According to USA Today:
“It’s the 2025 Sports Equinox. Similar to a solar equinox, when the sun lines up perfectly with the Earth’s equator to signal the change of seasons, the sports seasons from the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL all align. For the only time this year, all those major professional sports leagues have games scheduled on the same day.”
“(October 27th was) the 30th sports equinox. Enjoy the opportunity because there was a 16-year period from 1985-2001 where sports fans went without one.There was just one sports equinox from 1986 to 2009, taking place in 2001 after the MLB season was paused because of 9/1.” (Professionalfootballnetwork.com)
My son-in-law, Ryan, made a compelling, but losing case that Major League Soccer should be added. I don’t know when the next Sports Equinox will take place, but why not have similar celebrations for beer, ice cream and fast food…(#9 – #11)




When “Choking” is Really Unacceptable
Now to finish on my sports theme, I was happy during the last NBA season to see PJ Carlesimo play a major role in the broadcasts during the season and in the finals. After his coaching career, he’s worked for TNT, Westwood One, Fox Sports, the Pac-12 Network, NBC, Comcast Sportsnet and is a lead NBA radio analyst for ESPN. (#12)

A Survivor
PJ is a survivor, and his coaching career spanned almost forty years. He’s probably been hired and fired by more teams than any other NBA coach besides Doc Rivers. We knew this amiable personality in Portland when he coached the Trailblazers for three years (1994-1997). Although he made the playoffs each one, he couldn’t escape the first round, was fired and then became head coach of the Golden State Warriors.
We greeted him in Portland again at my former law firm in January 1998 during an arbitration over the termination and suspension of NBA All-Star Latrell Sprewell over what is known as the “choking incident.” (#14)

“On December 1, 1997, Sprewell attacked head coach P. J. Carlesimo during a Warriors practice in Oakland. When Carlesimo yelled at him to make crisper passes (specifically asking him to ‘put a little mustard’ on a pass), Sprewell responded that he was not in the mood for criticism and told the coach to keep his distance.
When Carlesimo approached, Sprewell threatened to kill him and dragged him backward by his throat, choking him for 7 to 10 seconds before his teammates and assistant coaches pulled him off Carlesimo. Sprewell returned about 20 minutes later after showering and changing and again accosted Carlesimo. He landed a glancing blow at Carlesimo’s right cheek before being dragged away again by the assistant coaches.” (Wikipedia)
In the first step of legal proceedings that went on for years, Sprewell took his case to arbitration. The NBA and Players’ Association knew with the witnesses testifying, it made economic and scheduling sense to break the arbitration into West Coast and East Coast hearings. Since PJ and some Golden State coaches and players who were testifying, were in the midst of the 1997-8 season, it had to be scheduled around the NBA games.
As a result of a contact by Mike Fennel, a former Schwabe lawyer who became General Counsel for the Trailblazers, the NBA contacted the Blazers about a site for the Portland hearing – one with multiple large conference rooms, comfortable waiting areas, business equipment such as computers, faxes, etc.
Most importantly, they wanted secure facilities to prevent media and interested fans from interfering or disrupting the proceedings. For example, during the hearing, the NBA had security guys stationed on the roofs of surrounding buildings to keep photographers from shooting the proceedings!) Schwabe, located on five floors in a thirty-three floor high-rise fit the bill and was named as the site of the hearing.

19th Floor Conference Center – one of three floors used during the arbitration
Golden State had a game with the Portland Trailblazers on Tuesday, January 29th and with Seattle on Thursday the 31st (they beat the Blazers and lost to the Sonics!) so their appearances could be worked into that window.
The Portland hearing went on for four days and we had scads of print and media reporters in our lobby trying to intercept witnesses going up to the hearing. We were clever and the NBA players and coaches surreptitiously rode up the freight elevators from the basement parking lot to the 19th floor thereby avoiding the press.
The security arrangements, negotiations over facilities and billing made it one of the most interesting experiences during my twenty-five years at the firm.





I devoted three blog posts to this story and the link to the third is below. And if you want the scoop on some of the fascinating human interest aspects such as PJ’s favorite restaurant – an Italian restaurant in West Linn where I lived – check them out.
https://thebeerchaser.com/2022/03/21/yoking-the-choke-part-iii/
Cheers
External Photo Attribution
#1 – #2. Courtesy of Doug Blomgren. October 27, 2025.
#3. Courtesy of Linda Lehman. October 28, 2025.
#4. Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons (File:Balanced scale of Justice (blue).svg – Wikimedia Commons) This file is made available under the Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication. Author: User:Perhelion, color edited by User:Deu – 12 March 2015
#5. Wikimedia Commons (File:Reáltanoda utca, Eötvös József Gimnázium. Fortepan 14630.jpg – Wikimedia Commons) Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. Foto: Fortepan / MHSZ – 1969.
#6 – #7. ChatGPT – (https://chatgpt.com/c/690143e3-ef40-832c-911e-2e2326cc66c6).
#8. Wikimedia Commons (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Earth-lighting-equinox_af.png) Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. (no additional attribution info available.)
#9. Wikimedia Commons (File:Brooklyn Nets vs Portland Trail Blazers.jpg – Wikimedia Commons). Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license. Author:
squirrel83 – 18 November 2013.
#10. Wikimedia Commons (File:Washington Football Team vs Green Bay Packers, 2021.jpg – Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license. Author: All-Pro Reels – 24 October 2021.
# 11. Wikimedia Commons (File:2024-10-14 Harbin Ice Hockey Arena Shanghai Cooperation Organization Ice Hockey Match 2.png – Wikimedia Commons) Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license. Attribution: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BwtGX0PmPU) – 11 February 2025.
#12. Wikimedia Commons (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/P._J._Carlesimo_2015_cropped.jpg) Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license. Author: MavsFan28 – 26 September 2015.
#13. Latrell Sprewell Facebook Page (https://www.facebook.com/123246144405531/photos/pb.100042176306027.-2207520000../1131335593596576/?type=3).














































































